Are the Good Times Really Over for Good? (I Wish a Buff was still Blue)

Let us celebrate our ineptitude through song...

ARE THE GOOD TIME REALLY OVER FOR GOOD (I WISH A BUFF WAS STILL BLUE)

Lyrics: Haggard/Vogel

I wish a Buff was still blue.
It was back when the Program was strong.
Back before Bill; before the West Coast Offense came along.
Before The Killers and Mikey Bo,
When a man could still coach, and still would.
Is the best of the Good Life behind us now?
Are the good times really over for good?

Are we rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell?
No kinda chance for the flag or the Missouri bell?
Wish a coach and an AD,
Could still last 20 years like they should.
Is the best of the Good Life behind us now?
Are the good times really over for good?

I wish a defense still defended,
and 3rd down was a bad place to be.
And it was back before Pederson lied to us all on TV.
Before foolish extensions,
When a kid could still walk-on, still would.
Is the best of the Good Life behind us now?
Is the option really over for good?

Are we rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell?
No kinda chance for the flag or the Missouri bell?
Wish a coach and an AD,
Could still last 20 years like they should.
Is the best of the Good Life behind us now?
Are the good times really over for good?

STOP rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell.
Keep flying your flag and let's win the Missouri bell.
Let's hire a coach and an AD,
Who'll still last 20 years like they should.
The best of the Good Life is still yet to come,
And the good times ain't over for good.

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